Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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