Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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