girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Couch. On fire.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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