I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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