we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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