using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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