No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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