dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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