You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I need water and some morals
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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