You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I forget how to act sober
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