marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
im drinking this country out of the recession.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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