Yo dont text me then not text me
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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