love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
