Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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