are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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