FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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