I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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