Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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