Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
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