Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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