Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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