I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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