Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Randomize
