love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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