I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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