She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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