you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Damn victory sex feels great
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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