Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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