WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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