weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
pray to the hookup gods
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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