I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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