At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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