i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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