But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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