i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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