I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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