This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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