do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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