hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
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fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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