Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
do herpes really smell.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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