I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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