So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
do herpes really smell.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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