I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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