Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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