What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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