we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
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