I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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