Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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