just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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