I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
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the liver wants what the liver wants
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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