Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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