You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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