well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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