I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
