Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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