Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Terrible idea I love it
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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