he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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