we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
This house was built for laser tag.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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