He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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